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No, not the butthurt that you guys are accustomed to seeing; rather, a realistic version.

See, the swivel chair that I have used for gaming hasn't been the best, ever. That flatass chair has made my happy walrus unhappy, and even the striped cushion I've used hasn't provided much help. Not only was that chair incredibly aching to the ass, but its wheels barely moved, which also sucked.

Then, when spring cleaning season tore through the neighborhood, my mom alerted me to my savior: the ultimate prize, the miracle, the end to my woes. There, sitting just down the street, and in a somewhat healthy condition, I saw it. A blue swivel chair. Although it was covered in cat hair, since its previous owner was a cat person, it was perfect. The moment I sat down to test the chair out, the cushioning was fantastic. It even had multiple adjustments to the back rest, which made things better. The wheels ran smoothly, almost gliding across the floor. Quick like Tracer from Overwatch, I snatched the prize up and brought it home. After a thorough vacuuming and a little washing, the chair was ready to be fully used. Another bonus was that I only had to go down the street, not pay for another chair or go looking in the store for one. Yes, my gaming hours have never been so awesome.

Hopefully, the ones who drove by and picked up my previous chair will realize how much hurt it causes and dump it. Serves that ass-flattener right...

Morale of the story: when spring cleaning time comes, and and you see a swivel chair in perfect condition, GET GOOD and grab it before anyone else!
  • Listening to: silence
  • Reading: Puella Magi Homura Tamura
  • Watching: Naruto Shippuden
  • Playing: One Finger Death Punch
  • Eating: Carrots
  • Drinking: this lovely substance called WATER


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